I want my HP from the MurphMan
There once was a lad named Murphy
He was giving away an HP
He asked for some posts, and we gave it the most
Now where is my camera and printer dear Murphman.
 
Twas a cold lonely night in the house of tiny Tim. He had been awakened by a loud clatter and rushed to see what was the matter. He could see the outline of what he thought was El CatFeesh, leaving an HP digital camera and printer beneath the tree. He thought that he must be dreaming for El Catfeesh only existed in stories told by the campfire. But to his amazement there underneath the tiny Christmas tree lay a brand new HP 6 MP digital camera and printer. He thought this will be grand as now he could make those Christmas cards for mother that she had always wanted. And for tiny Tim he could now take pictures and print them in color of Hot Tamale and Britt if he dare. For the true value of any gift during the holiday season is not the value, but that you are able to share it with friends and family and posties. So in order to persuade the powers that be, I will promise to eat all of my asparagus, never consume a whole pizza in one sitting, and try to always declare which posts are sponsored by Pay Per Post. So to all a Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah and an even better 2007.
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I WANT MY HP!!!!!!!!!
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